May 2013
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me: please don't see me
me: please don't see me
me: please don't see me
person: HEYYYYY
me: SHIT.
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
voldie:
no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
meladoodle:
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
babybehemoth:
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
